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Why did Dante refuse to cut up onions and put them in his PS3? He was afraid the "Devil May Cry". Why did Mario cross the road?

What did the Super Nintendo say to the Sega Genesis? Because they were hoping he could bring more than sexy back!

What's the difference between playing Pokemon Go and going to Comic Con? At Comic Con you can catch a real life pokemon. Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2. I heard the guy who created Minecraft is top-notch. Keep Calm and Save the Princess. How long will it be, before people start naming their kids after Pokemon.

Video Games ruined my life, good thing I have 3 lives left. A creeper walks into a bar Everybody dies. While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you. So, the Pope dies and goes to heaven He approached the pearly gates as angelic music plays around him and soft light baths him.

Knocking, he is surprised when Hari Krishna open the gate to him. Who are you? What is a Pope? The coach grimaced as he watched his young ice hockey team. At one point during the game, he called one of his 7-year-old players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is? There's a new game called "Silent Tennis. Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're shite and we can't be bothered".

Kane looks at the He was a nuclear engineer there Anyway, like our hero of this story, I was fresh faced and a little hig The game monopoly is fin, but has some major out of date stuff. Racing game chair for sale! Complete with skid marks! What's prince zukos favorite video game? Why do good programmers never put circles into their games? Because no one likes pointless features. What's an Anti-Vaxxer kids favorite game?

Half Life. They won't be serving beer for the rest of the year at Chicago Cubs baseball games. They lost the opener. A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens up her husband and they both set off to find the old woman. Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there's the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion! True facts IN the s, a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb, hence we have 'the rule of thumb'.

Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only, Ladies Fo My wife has been missing for a whole week Of course, I could have found her faster, but I didn't have free time to search. I played computer games, watched TV shows.

And if not for her mother, who helped her break down the door and return home, the search would have continued even longer. A man comes home visibly irritated. His wife notices and asks if something is wrong. He shakes his head. Talk to me" she says. He takes a moment to steady himself. Yesterday I watched a match of women's volleyball, and 10 minutes into the game there was a wrist injury.

But by tomorrow I should be fine again. Two men are fishing one day, when the game warden approaches them and asked to see their fishing licenses. One man takes off running at a full sprint, and instinctively the warden chases after him. He chased the man over a hill and through a field, around the lake, and through the town, until finally he catches up with him.

Now show me your fishing license! Girlfriend and I met in college and since graduating and moving in together Was in the bathroom the other day next to the guy that played Tyrion Lannister on Game of Thrones.

Damn that Peter Sprinklage. One spooky night on Halloween Chris, an urban adventurer. Visit the Y8 Forum. Go to Forum Hide. Game details. Added on 13 Jul Please register or login to post a comment Register Login. Confirm Something went wrong, please try again. Related games. Cat Simulator: Kitty Craft! Fleabag vs Mutt Flash. Stickman Dismount WebGL. I get bullied at school. A gamer gets salty when they die, but a slug dies when it gets salty. Gamers these days have no patience. Gamers and organ harvesters are similar in some ways.

They both loot through chests hoping to find rare loot to sell later on. What kind of dough does a gamer use? Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum? Too many frames. Gamers become the best engineers. They are already experts in steam. What do you call it when a gamer girl has her first period First blood. What do you call a group of gamers out in public? A rare occurance. A new hairdressers for angry gamers opened up in my town.

It's called 'Dye Dye Dye! Why can't PC gamers use Uber? Too many incompatible drivers. What do you call a pro gamer that tests politics simulator games? You don't, they tell you. Top 5 anti-vax excuses, interpreted for gamers Excuse 5: "I like to play life with the default biological settings". Excuse 4: "I like to take my chances and play it on extreme difficulty, just like old school style. What's a French gamer's favorite gamemode in halo?

How many multiplayer gamers does it take to fix a lightbulb? What did the gamer say when they were told they had to spend the next year inside their home, physically isolated from the rest of the world? What's the catch? What's a gamer's favourite particle? Because it comes in RGB. What do you call a gamer who works at a abortion clinic? Spawn camper. My pet fish is a gamer His favorite game is cod this is my first post on here please be nice.

A dumbass,a suicidal person and a gamer walk into a bar The bartender says: you are 13 why are you in a bar. This joke may contain profanity.